- Style comes in all shapes and sizes. Therefore the bigger you are , the more style you have!
- Being stylish means constantly maintaining your image,updating your look and destroying old photos that show you wearing spandex and big hair.
- Always dress for yourself. Otherwise, it gets way too crowded in the dressing room.
- Your clothes should always make a statement. I like mine to say: “Hey Look at Moi !”
- Draw attention to your best features.. by pointing to them.
- De-emphasize your flaws….by karate chopping anyone who has the nerve to mention them.
- Hang out with weirdos like the Muppets…. You’ll look fabulous by comparison
- Maintain your figure. Never eat anything you can’t lift.
- Never wear a dress that forces you to turn sideways to enter a room.
- When it comes to high fashion: if you want it {and can find someone to pay for it} .. it fits!
So there you have it ~ everything you need to add some fabulous to your style. Most of all, remember this:your ultimate fashion accessory is a mirror. If you look in it and scream, then it’s probably a good idea to change into something else.

Miss Piggy is always right!